Nerd Stalker

Whether lying about raiding the biscuit tin or denying they broke a toy, all children try to mislead their parents at some time. Yet it now appears that babies learn to deceive from a far younger age than anyone previously suspected. Behavioural experts have found that infants begin to lie from as young as six months. Simple fibs help to train them for more complex deceptions in later life. Read More

We were seriously just barely treading water in week one, I compare it to those circus people who have multiple plates spinning on tall sticks. First 4 days was brutal, I mean brutal, but now we have moms milk! baby lost some weight which is normal but she lost a bit more than that and that had doc concerned, not good. We were a bit freaked, so doc said to supplement with formula (apparently this is a major taboo, i started a major flame war on craigslist about this), after she finally fed it was like she was high on peyote or something. Crying suddenly stopped, and she slept which meant we slept, which is freakin awesome! We no longer need the formula and things are now rocking, we are on a good schedule with 2 hr sleep intervals every 3hrs. We average about 4-6 hrs a night now which is a vast improvement on our previous meth head like hours. Oh and we now have poo, we got our first monster one last night right after we gave Sophia a sponge bath (ironic i know). I never knew that stuf...

If I see another flower or stuffed animal, I will go steven segal and neck snap you. We are on the verge of becoming a rouge wing of the salvation army, so no more gifts that means clothing, used clothing, stuffed animals, chocolates/candies, or any food things cool? Are we cool? No really, I mean it this time, cool. Whats that? you need one more Sophia video? Ok you asked for it, this one is halarious, baby in a bucket.

Normal sized kid, freakish large giant with rubber hands:

8lbs, 21" long, she's gonna be a bean pole, my favorite part is how freaked out my mom looks.