heard at the gym today

on the stairmasters next to me, "... i love her skirt. what that one? yeah it looks so comfortable. i like my new gouchos. gouchos make me look fat, i dont know it must be the extra material. i really like his company but i just out of this long thing. what did he say? well he was bummed of course but. yeah u just got out of a 2 year relationship. hes in touch with his feminine side hahaha..."